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Entries from May 2008

Snyder Township’s Copper Cowboys Ride the Electro-Range

May 30th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Thars semi-precious metals in them thar telephoney poles!
What pirates were to the Seven Seas and cowboys were to the Wild West, the drunken Copper Cowboys are to backwoodsy Snyder Township.
As Deperado plays in the background, Billy “The Kidder” Elwood guns his two-tone (rust and mud) Ford Bronco. A cigarette lingers around his lips like a […]

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Tags: Local Politics · Snyder Township

Multi-Tasking Deadbeat Dad Drinks and Does Drugs

May 28th, 2008 · 3 Comments

Booze and Dope: Deadbeat dads learn to cope with Go-Go 21st century.
For the harried office worker, the life of a Welfare recipient must seem like an eternal vacation. Not so. As the number of networks increase and the number of online porn outlets and video games multiply, people on welfare are finding less time to […]

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Tags: Culture · Welfare

Chickens Need Home to Roost: Obama Forms Habitat for Poultry

May 26th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Habitat for Poultry to collect roostless chickens of 2008 campaign. 
As the feathers continue to fly in the 2008 Democratic presidential primary, candidate Barack Obama and his supporters still find time to help out with a project to help find coops for the roost-less chickens freed during the 2008 campaign.
“I’m just a farm boy,” said Obama supporter Malcolm Tex. “But we […]

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Tags: Barack Obama · Hillary Clinton · Politics