Rendell: Hillary Clinton? Hillary Clinton Who?
Governor Edward “G-slots” Rendell (D-Philly Cream Cheese) has officially un-endorsed Hillary Clinton.
“Did I say I endorsed Hillary Clinton? You’re kidding me?” Rendell said. “I misspoke. I meant to say that I endured Clinton. I had no intention of endorsing her. Yuck!”
According to Rendell, he is trying to right this miscue […]
Entries from May 2008
Vice President-elect Rendell Unendorses Clinton
May 19th, 2008 · 1 Comment
Tags: Hillary Clinton · Rendell
Tyrone Borough Council Shoots for Triple Crown
May 16th, 2008 · 6 Comments
New Jersey’s Trash could be Tyrone’s Treasure.
After spearheading the construction of hundreds of Section 8 housing units and approving a 19-unit industrial windfarm, Tyrone Borough Council inched closer to a White Trash trifecta–opening a gigantic landfill for use by New York and New Jersey trash haulers.
Once approved, the dump will be the crown jewel in […]
Tax Hike To Provide Additional Snobbery Training
May 15th, 2008 · 4 Comments
Declining snob scores force State College School Board to hike taxes.
Members of the State College School Board said that a recent survey on lower student standards prompted an increase in school taxes.
Juan Valdeez, who initiated the survey, presented his report, “Why Johnny Can’t Snub” at last week’s regular session of the school board. The report […]
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