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PennDOT adds strip of inconvenience to Why-99. 
PennDOT will open the long-awaited I-99 highway by installing one-lane bottlenecks in the vital thoroughfare. The project, which is incredibly late and well-over budget even by PennDOT standards, will connect State College with the rest of the uncivilized world.
PennDOT spokesperson Kyle Letty said that the highway agency will suddenly restrict heavy, fast-moving two-lane traffic into […]

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Mmmm. Claysburger: Video shows police taking in target practice.
The proud members of the Claysburg Police and Boals Crick Bear Dispatchers flush with victory over a killer black bear are now aiming for bigger game with bigger feet. Anonymous police officials say that the crack wildlife execution squad will take on Sasquatch.
Sasquatch, from an American Indian word meaning “Amish-smelling,” […]

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Rumor Mill opens: Obama is Amish! So he is. 
Central Pennsylvania, land of Paper Mills, Windmills, and now, the Obama rumor mill.
DotPenn writers are currently collecting and–what the hell–creating their own rumors about presidential candidate Barack Obama to keep Obama’s Fight the Smear site busy. Obama’s site is designed to respond to smears, rumors, and whitey lies.
Sven Waring, DotPenn […]

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