Doctors tying Prius emasculation cases to lack of acceleration.
State police are investigating an emasculation that occurred shortly after a Philipsburg man left the Brenson Toyota dealership during a test drive of a hybrid car last night.
“He didn’t even make it off the lot,” said Herb Benson, owner of State College Benson Toyota, with a wince. ”He didn’t even make it […]
Tags: Health · Philipsburg · State College
Osamo Marx? FBI release rendering of a disguised Bin Laden.
Following news that Radovan Karadzic easily mixed in with an urban population using a simple fake beard, the Federal Bureau of Investigation believes that Osama Bin Laden is now using fake glasses, mustache and nose to shake international authorities.
Bin Laden is blamed for the 9/11 attacks […]
Tags: Bush · National Politics · Uncategorized
State College Sewage Treatment and Day Spa
After a sewage line blew raw sewage into homes, State College borough council called in legal experts and health officials to study the problem and avoid any potential lawsuits. Their findings: residents can’t sue State College because the town’s sewage doesn’t stink. And never has.
This finding has also confirmed […]
Tags: Local Politics · State College
