DotPenn

Obama tells those gathered in the Barackopolis: Gods bless America. 
Barack Obama, Democratic presidential contender and integral part of the mythic Greek pantheon, disclosed the true nature of his birth, or nativity. Obama admitted for the first time the circumstances of his actual multiracial background: he was born to the races of both man and the […]

[Read more →]

Anti-Grange activists: Grange power can be felt, smelled everywhere. 
Tens of thousands of area residents stream into the 134th Grange Encampment and Fair at Centre Hall this week for a heaping helping of home cooking, laid-back entertainment and subtle indoctrination into a new and deep-fried world order.
For Dirk Van Patten, leader of the Knights of the Loyal Order of […]

[Read more →]

Double chin chiminy chin chin charoo. 
Pennsylvania Governess Edwina Rendell has been selected to address the members of the Democratic Convention on Tuesday night, according to press officials.
Nanny Rendell, as she likes to be called, is expected to talk about how deep state intrusion has helped growth in her home state of Pennsylvania–and by Pennsylvania, she […]

[Read more →]