Bill Nye, the Political Science Guy

Bill Nye, Political Science Guy, hopes to keep nation free of questions, inquiry

Not just content with being Bill Nye, the Science Guy, the nation's leading nerd will take on a new role: Bill Nye, the Political Science guy.

Nye said more political ideology is needed among the nation's youngsters.

"There just isn't enough political indoctrination in the schools," said Nye. "Sure English class, social studies, history, health, gym, music, and art classes have all been corrupted by the left-leaning educational establishment, but the sciences have been left almost free of demagoguery."

Nye said his political science guy character will change that.

"Any time the reactionary powers threaten science--and by science--I mean the grant sources of science, I will strike!" said Nye. "Political science guy to the rescue."

Nye said he is alarmed at the attacks on global warming orthodoxy.

"That's all science needs is a bunch of people running around questioning things and creating new theories," said Nye. "It's unpatriotic."

Nye said that the only climate change that shouldn't be promoted is political climate change.

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