Earth Tells Danny Glover: Make Lethal Weapon 5 or Turks And Caicos Gets It

Dan the Man and Hugo If Danny Glover thinks planet Earth was mad that no agreement was signed at Copenhagen, wait until he hears that the earth is a big Lethal Weapons fan.

The anthropomorphic Big Blue Marble has followed the Lethal Weapons series from its inception and is not happy with the on-again, off-again rumors of Lethal Weapon 5.

"Hey, I'm covered three-quarters by water, the other fourth is covered by Riggs," the large rock said. "Ha. Ha. I'm kidding. But, seriously, get it done Glover. You, too, Gibson."

Glover recently accused the Earth of causing the earthquake in Haiti after becoming enraged at mankind for not ratifying a global climate change bill in Copenhagen.

"Oh, no one can prove that," said the Earth. "Sounds more like Jehovah."

The Earth said it will cause a massive natural disaster, if the sequel isn't made.

"Glover. Listen to me," the Earth said. "I don't see Lethal Weapon 5 in my theater next Memorial Day, Turks and Caicos gets it."

According to the Earth, the type of natural disaster will strike the small island chain.

"Earthquake, fire, hurricane, national health care, it doesn't matter to me," said the Earth. "Maybe a tsunami. I just like saying that: tsunami. That's fun."

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