Obama refers to Bush as "He Who Must Be Named." 

Barack Obama said that former President George W. Bush is the reason behind his rampant Bush-blaming.

"I inherited my blaming of Bush from Bush," Obama said. "I didn't choose the situation." 

Recently, Obama blamed Bush for the BP oil spill, adding that the "B" probably stands for Bush.

"I had every intention of blaming the accident on a combination of mechanical and human error," said Obama. "But, then I thought that Bush would want me to blame it on him. I was forced to do it."

Liberals agree with Obama's assessment.

Myrtle P. Briggins, a left-leaning Johnstown resident, adds that Bush is behind the rampant Bush-blaming.

"He lied, people died," said Briggins. "It's Bush's fault."

Obama has promised he would appoint a commission to investigate Bush-blaming, but has not made much headway.

"I won't say why," Obama said. "But his last name starts with a B and ends with an H and has US in the middle. His middle initial is W. And his first name is George." 

President Barack Obama's promise finding asses to kick is only one of executive branch expletives.

Here are some other famous presidential curses, toned down by history.

"I can not tell a goddamnable lie, I chopped down the cherry tree."

--George Washington

"Four score and, shit, I don't know, seven years ago our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men were created equal, n shit."

--Abraham Lincoln

"We have nothing to fear, if ya'll make fear yo bitch."

--Franklin D. Roosevelt

"Ask not what ya country can do fo ya assholes, ask what ya assholes can do fo ya country."

--John F. Kennedy

"Mr. Gorbechev, tear down this fuckin' wall."

--Ronald Reagan

"I feel ya'll's motherfuckin' pain."

--Bill Clinton

Bitch, don't sleep during my speech. 

Barack Obama 

Wicked Witch of the West Wing. Cheetah and hatah. 

Helen Thomas, the wicked witch of the West Wing, believes munchkins should return to their homes and leave Munchkinland.

"They are occupiers," said Thomas. "Itty, teeny, weeny, little occupiers, but occupiers nonetheless."

Thomas, who has served as the wicked witch of the West Wing since the Johnson administration--the Andrew Johnson administration--has had an ongoing feud with the munchkins. She cites their parliamentary democracy and the crushing of her sister with a house as reasons for her hatred of little people.

Willie, leader of the Anti-Defamunchkin League, asked Thomas to apologize for her statements.

"You don't hear us saying they should exterminate old bitches that have long out-lived any purpose, do you?" Willie asked. "She's still looking for the teletype in the White House."

Thomas suggested that the munchkins could leave Munchkinland and seek refuge in Poland, or Germany.

"They would be safe there," said Thomas. "I mean, it's not like they're Jews or anything." 

After years of divisively being called Zombies and the Living Dead, flesh-eating creatures are now demanding respect.

Residents of the netherworld between life and death are now being asked to be called, "Undocumented Dead," to better describe their citizenship status.

Glrrp Grrp, who once went by the name John Rogers before he became undead, said that the more common referrences for his status are hurtful.

"Errr. Me no like Zombie. Very dehumanizing," said Grrp. "Argh. Me eat humanizing."

Grrp is hoping his efforts will pave the way for a new acceptance of Undocumented Dead among Americans.

"Me have dream. Errr. MMM." Grrp said. "Human one day known for taste of flesh, not content of character."

The Obama administration fully supports this change in status. 

 Grrp will be joining a group of Undocumented Dead protesting in Washington D.C. this weekend. The group has decided the site, which has hosted numerous Civil Rights rallies, will make the perfect spot to launch their own fight for recognition. The city also boasts other advantages for the Undocumented Dead. 

"MMM. Love taste of Fat Cats."