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Evolutionary scientists feels Darwin's theory incapable of understanding scumbags Noted atheist and evolutionary scientist Richard Dawkins believes that John Edwards is damned to hell. Dawkins, author of the God Delusion and the Selfish Gene, as well as host of The Family Feud, said the former Senator, presidential candidate, and one-time human being should be forced to pay eternally for philandering while his wife lay stricken with breast cancer. Edwards' wife, Elizabeth, has written an account of the infidelity called, Resilience: Reflections on the Burdens and Gifts of Facing Life's Adversities. The working title, "I hope my husband's testicles drop off," was passed on by publishers after a similar title was suggested for Kate Gosselin's upcoming book about her whoring husband, John. "Edwards' despicable behavior can not be explained scientifically, only through Satanic intervention can it be understood," said Dawkins. "I've seen baboons display more decency and affection." According to Dawkins, the depravity and hypocrisy of Edwards has convinced him that supernatural forces are at work. And, if that was indeed the case, there must be a God and that such a being would be "beyond pissed" at the former Senator. "There's this thing called being so open-minded your balls drop off," said Dawkins. Dawkins added that Edwards's raking in of millions of dollars through lawsuits, while pretending to be a populist hero only seals the deal. Other atheists are coming around. Carl Sagan, another committed atheist and citizen of Hell, even reached out from beyond the grave to condemn Edwards.
"It's not out of any sense of moral obligation," Sagan said. "It's a matter of room. There are literally billions and billions of lawyers already here." "And, don't even get me started about how many liberal Democrats are here," Sagan added.
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