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Me time: Stalker needs time to get in touch with self, minor celebrities. James Monroeville, a Johnstown resident and frequent guest at area mental health treatment centers due to his compulsive celebrity-stalking issue, said it's time to move on. Monroeville will be breaking off a 2-year engagement to Jennie Alfredo, an Altoona woman, who, he claims, is too "needy." "She just wanted so much," Monroeville said. "She was suffocating me, in a spiritual sense and, one time, with a pillow." Monroeville said Alfredo was constantly following him from town to town as he stared down Miley Cyrus, his stalking object du jour. When he tried to explain his need to hunt celebrities, Monroeville said she, "just didn't get it." "When I'm following the every move of celebrities, that's my 'me' time, you know," said Monroeville. "She just really had trouble establishing and understanding these types of boundaries." Monroeville said Alfredo began to read his mail and listen in to his telephone conversations as he attempted to make contact with Lindsey Lohan. "It was getting, I don't know, I guess you could call it creepy," said Monroeville. "It's certainly not anything I could build a relationship on." Alfredo said she's not giving up. "Jimmy is my soul mate, my split-a-part," said Alfredo. "I will follow him to the ends of the earth, as well as rummage through his garbage and send him long rambling letters about how we are actually married and already have children who were abducted by aliens who looked like Dean Martin in hopes of creating a super race." The new-found freedom and extra time is just what Monroeville said he needs to pursue celebrities and work on his "deranged" look. "I hope Jennie and the Dean Martin-raised alien babies are OK without me," said Monroeville. "If she ever lands a minor role in a television series, or even a B-grade movie, I'd be right there; until then, I belong to the world."
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