Chileans Rally to Buy Jillian Michaels an Actual Shirt

Devastated by an earthquake and still living in fear of aftershocks, the people of Chile are still concerned about the less fortunate and loosely dressed.

Chilean entertainers and soccer stars held a concert to buy exercise trainer Jillian Michaels an actual shirt. Michaels can only afford half-shirts and sports bras, despite television appearances and a range of product endorsements.

"No woman should live this way," said Gustav Berriberri, star forward for the Santiago El Guapos. "She doesn't even have a shirt that can cover her magnificent six packs of the abdominal muscles."

Michaels is a trainer on the hit show, "The Biggest Loser."

"The biggest loser is the producers of the show who don't even pay her enough to buy a t-shirt," said Berriberri. "Shame on this!"

Constance Salena, a jazz dancer, said the concert raised enough money to send Michaels some shirts and a long pair of pants.

The group also collaborated on the song, "We are the belly button," which details the plight of the half-shirted trainer.

"We don't call it a cover song. We call it a coverage song," Salena explained. "God knows she needs it."

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