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O-Blob-ma! O-Blob-ma! O-Blob-ma! Oil blob is new media darling. A blob of oil that has been drifting aimlessly in the Gulf of Mexico--much like the Obama Administration--will hold a press conference that media pundits believe will be more meaningful than President Barack Obama's latest press outing. "It's really a chance to set the record straight," said the blob. "The media makes it sound like we are aimless, like Obama. We are actually moving with a strong current. This is a vital difference." Obama is not moving at all. When he does, he moves against the current, the blob added. The blob is appointing a commission and several cabinet posts to give the American people and especially residents of the Gulf more confidence in its handling of the oil spill. There are similarities between Obama and the oil blob, however. Even the blob recognizes that he has no executive experience, which is also a charge leveled against Obama. "At least I don't need a teleprompter," said the blob.
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