Clinton Accused of Offering Volunteer Position to Sleestak, too

The White House is distancing itself from stories that Bill Clinton offered a government position to a Sleestak to back away from competing in the Pennsylvania Democratic primary.

Clinton acknowledged that he offered a position as a nail carrier for a Habitat for Humanity project to a Sleestak.

"He was polling much better than Specter," Clinton said. "So I just offered him a gig with a little more meaning than Pennsylvania senator. I mean, get a load of Bob Casey. What has he done?"

"Besides," Clinton added. "It's been a while since I had a shot at a scandal that would demean the office of the President."

The Sleestak refused to accept the position, citing the hours included a lot of daylight shifts. He said he may go up against Casey, when his term is up.

"I haven't seen Casey in the light of day in five frickin' years," said the Sleestak. "I've seen more llife in the bottom of a cave."

"Get a load of those eyebrows. No one will say Jack about my gigantic eyes or horn after they get a look at those woolly caterpillars."

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