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Congress plans extra-stupid legislation to destroy country and *cross fingers* planet. Congress is planning to rush through enough legislation to destroy the nation before the strict December 2012 end-of-the-world deadline set by the Mayan calendar and Obama's Armageddon Czar. "We will work with the President every way possible to ensure that his legacy as an American president is the last such legacy in human history," said Speaker of the House Representative Nancy Pelosi. Pelosi said that a series of misguided financial reforms, increased spending, and "killer" taxes should suffice to destroy the country, if a more practical world-ending event is not forthcoming. "We just can't sit around and wait for an asteroid," said Pelosi. "As much as the History Channel wants that to happen. The American people expect us to be proactive." Obama said that he will work with Congress to make sure the legislation passes in a timely fashion. "I have destroying the world penciled in right after the Stevie Wonder tribute at Ford Theater and my golf tee time," said Obama. "Hey, did you hear there was some kind of leak in the Gulf of Mexico, or something? Kick ass, right?"
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