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 Garmin's Moral GPS system offers targeted solutions to moral dilemmas. The nation's leaders and technological specialists have found a new way to chart the country's moral path into 21st century. Garmin's new PC-101 Moral Global Positioning System (GPS) will replace the moral compass that was used to direct people through wars, economic upheavals, and the demise of the televised variety shows. Garmin's Moral GPS Product Manager Leonardo Sheba said the new technology can pinpoint filmy moral positions and display them in a simple good-bad interface. "Americans need more simplistic approaches to the way they make moral decisions," said Sheba. "Using their own gut check is proving to be inefficient." Customers are raving about the new technology. "I saw an old lady drop money out of her purse and I had some real crazy internal dialogue going on, right," said Leeanne Malby. "You know. I could really use that money. But so could the old lady. Decisions." Malby said she consulted the Moral GPS. "Instantly, I got the answer I wanted," said Malby. "Take her money, but donate some of it to a worthy cause that I might one day benefit from. It was a win-tie-win." "And guess what?" she asked rhetorically. "I can marry my cousins. Both of them!" Garmin plans to introduce a government unit and a Supreme Court edition.
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