After referring to members of the Obama administration as "clowns," General McChrystal was called onto the Oval Office carpet and forced to resign.
Thanks to my sources in the White House I have secure this afternoon's dialogue between President Obama and Gen. McChrystal:
Obama: What do you mean I'm funny?
Gen. McChrystal: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy!
Obama: What do you mean? You mean the way I talk?
Gen. McChrystal: It's just, you know, you're just funny. It's funny, the way you serve as Commander and Chief and everything.
Obama: Funny how? What's funny about it?
Joe Biden: Barack, no, you got it all wrong —
Obama: Oh, no, Joey. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Gen. McChrystal: Just —
Obama: What?
Gen. McChrystal: Just, ya know, you're funny.
Obama: You mean, let me understand this, 'cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how? I mean funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?
Gen. McChrystal: Just... you know, how you run a war, y'know —
Obama: No, no, I don't know. You said it! How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny? What the fuck is so funny about me?! Tell me, tell me what's funny!
Gen. McChrystal: Get the fuck out of here, Barack!
Obama: Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him! You stuttering prick, you! Joey, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, McChrystal. You may fold under questioning.
