FBI Says Bin Laden Using Groucho Marx Disguise

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Osamo Marx? FBI release rendering of a disguised Bin Laden.

Following news that Radovan Karadzic easily mixed in with an urban population using a simple fake beard, the Federal Bureau of Investigation believes that Osama Bin Laden is now using fake glasses, mustache and nose to shake international authorities.

Bin Laden is blamed for the 9/11 attacks in New York City and Washington D.C, but claims to have been at Applebees with his number three wife during the incident.

The feds received the information from an intercepted message between Al Qaeda and its costume and wardrobe department. The message requested a new pair of fake glasses and schnoz and also asked for a few pair of nice khakis, leading feds to believe Bin Laden may be interviewing.

Bin Laden has been known to smoke a cigar and entertain his lead henchman with a "pretty decent" Marx imitation that he picked up while fighting the Soviets in Afghanistan.

FBI agents believe that Bin Laden is hiding in the federally administered tribal areas in Pakistan or is taking santuary in San Francisco.

As a precaution, the Department of Homeland Security has raised the threat level from Harpo to Chico.

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