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Tickle Me Massa In a move designed to create a liberal version of the Tea Party, former Congressman Eric Massa said he's forming a new political movement. Massa said at a press conference that he is forming a party of disaffected Democrats, called the Tickle Party. "It's better than a tea party," said Massa. "Although there's nothing wrong with a wonderful tea party, full on scones and wonderful company!" "But nothing beats a tickle party!" Massa concluded. The Tickle Party is aimed at ultra left-wingers upset at people like Larry King and other kind-of-left wingers. Massa plans to run for Tickle Party President. He had served as Tickle Party Whip and Tickle Party Sergeant of Arms, but the move doesn't intimidate the Navy veteran. "Our motto is 'Yes We Can Gootchie-Goo.'" Massa said Democrats are not happy with his new political movement, which threatens to take votes from their block. "I was recently accosted by a naked Hillary Clinton when I was taking a schvits," said Massa. "Talk about scaring a guy straight. But that's exactly opposite of that."
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