Obama Said Reid 'Talks Like a Honkey'

In an ever-spiraling racial war of words, President Barack Obama fired back at Sen. "Light Skin" Harry Reid.

Reid, Obama said, talks like a honkey.

"Not only does he talk like a honkey," said Obama. "He talks like a jive-talkin' honkey. Although, that may be a bit redundant 'cause all honkeys are jive talkers."

Reid said that Obama didn't talk like a "negro." Unless he wanted to.

Obama said that Reid had to talk honkey.

"He can't not talk honkey," the president said. "He even out-honkey talks native-born honkeys."

Obama added that sometimes Reid sounded, "kinda gay."

"Not that there's anything wrong with that," concluded Obama.

Reid also made comments about the shade of Obama's skin.

"Yeah, well, Reid is too white," said Obama. "He's almost transparent. Look at how he ran these health care debates. You could see right through him."

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