Obama Travels Through Time To Tax The Future

Barack Obama Bailout Tax Plan

Barack Obama: Bravely taxing the future.

Barack Obama, presidential candidate and time traveller, said he has seen the future and its taxes were much, much too low.

Obama, his financial adviser, and a time portal keeper named, Rolf, have recently returned from a fact-finding mission 11 years into the future and bravely raised social security taxes on this future world.

"This is about fairness," Obama said. "The rich people in the future are out there with their suitcase cars and phasers locked on stun, paid for by the middle class American people of the present."

Frank Tarleton, Obama's future tax policy advisor, said that the Senator wants tax fairness and a healthy boost to government coffers that transcend time and space. People in the future are currently paying rates set by the Bush administration, the Jeb Bush administration.

"It's just another sign of Obama's vision and courage that he would reach into the future and tax them," Rolf said. "Especially since people of the future are not allowed to vote in the current elections, according to Barjavel's Grandfather paradox."

"Plus some another president will have to deal with the slower economy," Tarleton said. "It's a win-win."

Critics say Obama's plan is an attempt to return America's economy to the Flintstone era.

"It's just a poor analogy, the financial disparity of Bedrock is still too excessive for the goals of my administration," Obama said. "In other words, watch your ass, Mr. Slate."

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