Following President Barack Obama's talk to school children today, the minions... errr... students will be asked to take a simple quiz. A Dotpenn reader was able to secure an early version of the test.
You can view this, but please DO NOT pass this on to your school-aged children.
Or, you will be shot and the state will raise your children. How dare you defy the mother-father-transgendered land!
Copy Of Obama Follow-Up Quiz For Students Leaked
A copy of the extra credit quiz to be given to students following President Obama’s address to the nation’s schoolchildren on September 8th.
1) After watching him speak, I would describe President Obama as:
A) Powerfully handsome and extremely motivational.
B) All of the above PLUS, the most perfectly racially blended individual ever to grace this planet.
C) All of the above PLUS, the most intelligent and gifted orator ever to descend from above.
D) All of the above times infinity.
2) The free market:
A) Is evil.
B) Is super duper evil.
C) Is neither free nor a market, making it another one of the great lies of the conservatives.
D) Causes AIDS (especially in school age children).
3) Why did President Bush create the current health care crisis?
A) Because he needed an encore after causing global warming.
B) He got bored raping and killing all of those baby harp seals.
C) He heard that one time, health care messed with Texas.
D) Uhh, hello? Didn’t you notice that (R) after his name?
4) What can I do to personally show my support for President Obama?
A) Start making Republicans-only snuff films.
B) Report any suspicious activity by my parents directly to the White House (Suspicious activity includes, but is not limited to: yelling at the TV every time President Obama is on; opposing health care reform; driving an SUV; being self-reliant in general).
C) Every time I hear someone talk about what a disastrous decision President Obama made with Van Jones, I can immediately drop my pants, defecate on the floor and then begin finger painting with my own excrement.
D) Put on my “NEOCON and loving it!” t-shirt and set fire to the local DNC office while a friend videotapes it.
5) You are getting:
A) Sleepy.
B) Very Sleepy.
C) You can hardly keep your eyes open.
D) The soothing, rhythmic tones of President Obama are encouraging you to shout down health care reform opponents at your local townhall events.
