| Spill, Baby, Spill: Obama Blames Bush for His Blaming Bush |
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Obama refers to Bush as "He Who Must Be Named." Barack Obama said that former President George W. Bush is the reason behind his rampant Bush-blaming. "I inherited my blaming of Bush from Bush," Obama said. "I didn't choose the situation." Recently, Obama blamed Bush for the BP oil spill, adding that the "B" probably stands for Bush. "I had every intention of blaming the accident on a combination of mechanical and human error," said Obama. "But, then I thought that Bush would want me to blame it on him. I was forced to do it." Liberals agree with Obama's assessment. Myrtle P. Briggins, a left-leaning Johnstown resident, adds that Bush is behind the rampant Bush-blaming. "He lied, people died," said Briggins. "It's Bush's fault." Obama has promised he would appoint a commission to investigate Bush-blaming, but has not made much headway. "I won't say why," Obama said. "But his last name starts with a B and ends with an H and has US in the middle. His middle initial is W. And his first name is George." |
