Tattoo Parlors Offering Mark Of The Beast Get Tax Break Under Obamacare Print
While tanning businesses face a 10 percent tax, tattoo parlors have emerged unscathed from Obamacare.

In fact, under provisions in the new health care legislation, tattoo artists who offer the 666 tattoo will actually receive a tax break--and a date with Jesse James' new girlfriend.

Spiritual health care  czar Hector Diablo said that parlors who convince patrons to have the mark of the beast carved on their forehead will be able to deduct the cost.

"It's really a win-win," said Diablo. "We win some souls and the tattoo artist wins the admiration of his or her master, the antiChrist."

Pictures of the devil and any desecration of religious symbols are eligible for a tax break under the terms of the health care legislation. 

According to Diablo, health care is the first step. Total control is the destination.

"When you say that you should add some dark music in the background," Diablo said. "Reaching a crescendo as you say, 'total control is the destination'. It works better that way." 

 

 

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RONALD MILLER SR   |2010-04-08 11:50:30
Hard to believe that this is in Government legislation; here in the
land of the Free. But if you sign something you don't read, you may
get anything, and the writers of this bill took advantage.

I'm not
worried though, God is soveriegn!
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