 Unaware that the phrase "think outside of the box" has been a cliche for 20 years, Democratic governor hopeful, Anthony Williams is testing a new slogan. The Williams campaign is featuring new ads with the slogan, "think outside the Jack in the Box." All the ads feature Williams standing in front of a Jack in the Box restaurant. Although, his considerable girth hides much of the restaurant. Campaign handler, Nanette Wellington said the revitalized campaign in meant to erase the "think outside the box" blunder, while targeting a large, some might say fat, block of Pennsylvania votes. "You know, fatties, heavies, porkers, obeasties, chunky monkeys, tubs, tubbies, etc. etc.," Wellington said. "Go to Johnstown and you can figure it out." Williams is also renewing his pledge to get guns off the street, especially harpoon guns. "The Founding Fathers never would have imagined that the Second Amendment would be used to protect psychopaths with harpoon guns," said Williams in a news release, written on the wrapper of a cheesesteak sandwich. "I was nearly harvested last year by a bunch of redneck whalers." Williams hopes to be the second Democratic governor who shops at the Big and Tall shop, if you know what we mean.
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