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After years of divisively being called Zombies and the Living Dead, flesh-eating creatures are now demanding respect. Residents of the netherworld between life and death are now being asked to be called, "Undocumented Dead," to better describe their citizenship status. Glrrp Grrp, who once went by the name John Rogers before he became undead, said that the more common referrences for his status are hurtful. "Errr. Me no like Zombie. Very dehumanizing," said Grrp. "Argh. Me eat humanizing." Grrp is hoping his efforts will pave the way for a new acceptance of Undocumented Dead among Americans. "Me have dream. Errr. MMM." Grrp said. "Human one day known for taste of flesh, not content of character." The Obama administration fully supports this change in status. Grrp will be joining a group of Undocumented Dead protesting in Washington D.C. this weekend. The group has decided the site, which has hosted numerous Civil Rights rallies, will make the perfect spot to launch their own fight for recognition. The city also boasts other advantages for the Undocumented Dead. "MMM. Love taste of Fat Cats."
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