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Congoese out crazy bitch claiming to be Secretary of State.
Secretary of State Bill Clinton's wife recently held a press conference in the Democratic-ish Republic-esque of Congo-thereabouts. The following is a transcript from the question and answer session: Audience member 1: Hello, Mrs. Clinton. Two part question. What is Bill doing these days? And who is he doing? Bill's Wife: Umm. Not sure. I don't think I got the translation. Audience member 2: Does he still eat a lot of hamburgers? I worry so much. Bill's Wife: Can I have another question? Audience member 3: Does Bill still get around with a lot of hot interns? Bill's Wife: Probably. Hey. Wait a minute. Audience member 3: And a follow up. What does Bill think are some can't miss pickup lines? I am heading to the club after this. I'll sit down and listen to your answer. Bill's wife: I can't channel Bill Clinton. I'm the Secretary of State! Audience member 4: You're kidding? Bill Clinton's wife is Secretary of State! Which state? Anyhoo. First of all, I really admired your work as Attorney General in Bill's administration. Bill's wife: That was Janet Reno. Audience member 4: No. She was cuter. Could I ask does Bill still follow golf and, if so, who is his favorite golfer? Bill's wife: How should I know? I'm Secretary of State, dammit. Audience member 4, being led off: Is it Tiger? Is it Tiger Woods? Moderator: Last question for Hillary Clinton, Secretary of State. That's Secretary of State! Audience member 5: Have you ever noticed that Bill only rescues young women from despotic regimes? You know, (using Bill Clinton imitation) Hey, Taliban, You have an American soldier captured. Is she hot? Whatta ya mean it's a guy... Bill's wife: This is over. (in tears) I'm Secretary of State! Audience member 5: Why don't you abduct some belly dancers and maybe I'll think more about it, you know... (laughter)
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