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The Cuban economy, touted as one of the finest examples of social engineering, features free health care, free education, and free indentured servitude for life.
As a worker in Cuban economy, you're guaranteed these things. However, on a salary of $17 a month, you have to work a little longer for some of life's other Cuban pleasures. For a Cuban sandwich = 2 weeks. Cuban bread = 3 weeks. Cuban heel stockings = 1 month. Cuban jazz album = 1 month. Cuban espresso = 2 months. Book on Cuban missile crisis = 1.5 months. Cuban heel shoes = 3.5 months. Mark Cuban's autograph = 5 months. Cuba Gooding Jr.'s car = 105.5 years House in little Cuba section of Tampa =980 years.
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