Iranians Reluctantly Agree to IKEA Inspectors

Buckling under to extreme United Nation sanctions, the Iranian government has agreed to allow IKEA inspectors.

"Hooo Boy. They really put the screws to us," said Mullah Abduhl Abba-Dancinqueen. "Now we have to have our low-maintenance, high-priced furniture inspected by these infidels. When will the humiliation ever end?"

As part of the deal, Iran will let in a crack squad of IKEA inspectors to replace the current IAEA inspectors who have been examining hotel furniture.

The UN is not only requiring more complete furniture inspections, but will also ensure Iranians are not pirating the color black from Taliban for their hijabs.

According to the Obama administration, this is a major step forward to establishing a new relationship with the Iranian regime.

"We are entering a new era of United States-Iranian relations," said President Barack Obama. "A new relationship, in which, a seeking of mutual respect will be replaced by a kind of blind disregard for the totalitarian ambitions of religious ideologues, which will probably end in some sort of nuclear holocaust."

He added, "At least good Swedish furniture will be safe."

Meanwhile, the Iranians said the inspections do not include the seven living room nuclear centrifuges the regime recently from IKEA Pyongyang.

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