Obama Administration Dismissed Terror Warnings as Another Nigerian Email Scam

Despite numerous warnings from his father, a Nigerian terrorist was allowed to board and almost blow up an American plane on Christmas.

Now members of Obama's Office of Homeland Security and Happy Thoughts say they thought the whole thing was another Nigerian email scam.

Marjorie Junes, the administration's spam email czar, said she examined the missive from the father of Umar Abdulmutallab, who suspected his son was meeting with Islamic terrorists.

"Oh, come on, I'm not gonna fall for the whole my-Nigerian-son's-a-terrorist-and-wants-to-bomb-a-plane routine," said Junes with a laugh. "That's so Bush administration."

Junes said the warning had failed the Obama "sniff test."

"First, a terrorist?" said Junes. "There is no such thing as terrorism. There never has been such thing as terrorism."

The email czar said that Islam is now at peace with the United States, since the country has abandoned its imperial aims.

"Why would they want to attack us," asked Junes. "We're giving them back their training camps in Afghanistan and, if they play their cards right, they can have Iraq back, too."

One FBI agent said the suspect was trying to arrange bail and avoid possible imprisonment in a seaside resort on the island of Aruba, or a New Hampshire bed and breakfast.

"He says he has 20 million dollars in a secret account back in his home of Nigeria," said agent Steve Culson. "All you have to do is provide a bank account number and you will be rewarded richly."

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