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 Brave Sir Barack... When danger reared its ugly head... He turned his tail and fled... President Barack "Back... Back... Back..." Obama said he is silently standing behind the brave Iranian people as they fight for democracy, stare down the barrels of AK-47s, and receive beatings by stick-weilding militant motorcycle riders. In fact, he's as silently as possible standing as far back as possible from them. "We do not want to meddle in the affairs of the Iranian people," said Obama. "We have enough problems meddling in the economic and medical affairs of Americans." However, Obama did say he supported the Iranian people. The President said he just wants to make sure that the Iranian people who win are the ones he supports. "We support the Iranian people and, you know, if the Iranian people just happen to be stick-weilding maniacs, then so be it," said Obama. "I'm much better at predicting sports winners, anyhoo." The White House is receiving regular intelligence updates from Tehran to help the President handicap his Sweet Sixteen Mujaheddin pool that was started this week. Obama picked the Reform Party to meet in the finals against the Revolutionary guards, White House staffers acknowledge. In another show of defiance against Iranian oppression and censorship, the White House will change their Twitter address to Baltimore while the rest of the country changes their settings to Tehran to thwart government agents trying to stop the flow of information. "It's the least we can do," said Obama "Change. Believe. Hope we can change for." The Iranian situation is just one more set of headaches that the Obama administration is facing. Earlier this week, Obama was forced to admit that he would not meddle in future Los Angeles Laker championship riots.
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