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iPod Save The Queen Buckingham Palace is in an uproar after learning a gift from Obama was given to him as a present by Goodwill Zwelethini, King of the Zulu nation. President Barack Obama later gave her highness, Queen Elizabeth, the same iPod as a gift in recognition of their first meeting. No one really knows why. Now, according to palace spokesman Dudley Liddlesham, the Queen discovered the present had been re-gifted. "Oh, she's bloody hell hot," said Liddlesham. "She's not taking tea. She's not practicing her special hand wave. She's just upset." The iPod had been loaded with Zulu chants and anti-English war songs. The Zulu nation fought several long and bloody wars with the English. During one engagement, called the Battle of Isandlwana, more than 850 British soldiers were killed in what is the first example of a native army destroying a modern-equipped Western military, as well as the first example of the English army looking really French. A song, "Whitey Sleeps Tonight," about the battle was included on the Queen's iPod. Other songs include: "Killing Whitey Softly With Spears," "God, Please Don't Save the Queen," "White Wedding (and a Funeral)," and "It's My Savanna And I'll Die If I Want To." King Zwelethini is also angered about the re-gifting. "I thought Barack and I had a really special connection," said the King. "Especially since he was born in Kenya, you know. Damn white bitches, anyhow." The White House apologized for what they're terming a "mix up." The president is replacing the iPod with a brand new model loaded with speeches from Louis Farrakhan and Rev. Jeremiah Wright.
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